the Good news: Dmitry Medvedev has found a way to save the world from the coronavirus. The bad news: with a probability of 90% this method will not work. Good news (but only for Dmitry): Medvedev will not bear any responsibility for it. On the contrary, it will have a good reason profound to say: I say, were warned and told how to, but didn’t listen to me!
However, the news is it? I think everyone already knew: its not very clear, but it is definitely very high positions of Chairman of the security Council of the Russian Federation Dmitry Anatolievich has the right solemnly to rant about absolutely everything and not take responsibility for any specific area of work. We can say that, poobeschal troublesome for the posts of President and Prime Minister of Russia, Medvedev has finally found his dream job. Now he’s just a Big Head — Yes, with capital letters and without specifying what exactly he nachalstvom.
“When the right vaccine, they should be used almost simultaneously on all continents, primarily for reasons of national security. Hardly anyone will want to have a neighbor who is able at any moment to throw you in the yard “coronavirus bomb” – this is a brilliant idea ex-Prime Minister, which he kindly shared with us in his article in the journal “Russia in global Affairs”.
Well, the idea is really cool, but not really implemented in practice. A revision of the beginning of vaccination on all continents at the same time, of course, possible. But “almost simultaneously” to begin vaccinating all inhabitants of the earth is something out of science fiction. Logistics and medical events of such magnitude can go without a hitch only on paper. In real life the distribution of vaccines between countries (if it ever appears, of course) just to remind the queue for vodka in the Soviet grocery store during Gorbachev’s anti-alcohol campaign.
But whether Dmitry Medvedev to worry about such trifles? Of course, should not. His destiny at a present position — to give a General (and therefore not binding) valuable instructions to all Russian state and party organs and to write thoughtful articles about the problems on a planetary scale. If you complain, then you can certainly note that despite the abundance of quotations from the Tsiolkovsky, Camus and Lao Tzu wisdom of ex-Prime Minister sometimes goes too far.
we Read, for example, at the beginning of his article: “In the Middle ages, the plague had a huge impact on the development of medicine and public administration.” There’s also two paragraphs below: “In the Middle ages the town, which settled the plague, completely blocked, and its inhabitants wouldif doomed to death.”
Question: is such a radical method of dealing with disease is a symptom of the development of medicine or a symptom of public administration development? But we are with you because we will not quibble, right? We all know that one of the prerequisites for the development of medicine and of public administration in modern Russia is Dmitry Medvedev’s departure from office that we should not talk about everything and about nothing, and to delve into many specific details. Five months ago, such a withdrawal has taken place. Consider why these inconsistencies in the article of Dmitry Medvedev with an extra reason to rejoice that he is now not leads the government, and writes a smart article. Rejoice, citizens, for me and for him!
In 1945 British Prime Minister Winston Churchill suddenly miserably lost the parliamentary elections and went into a deep depression. Trying to comfort the wife, Clementine, Churchill said to him: “Who knows? Suddenly losing the election is a blessing in disguise?!” “Very well hidden!” – growled in her response, the former Prime Minister.
I do Not know whether Mr Medvedev his dismissal from the post of Prime Minister in January, “a blessing in disguise”. But for the country, if you take away from the wording of Clementine Churchill, the word “hidden”, it just became so. Sorry, of course, one of the highest posts in our government hierarchy is a man without a set of specific responsibilities. But perhaps it is quite tolerable price to pay for the fact that this person is no longer able to have a concrete impact on our lives.
after that analogy, I was very happy with her until that very moment, until I remembered: six years after of the “hidden blessings” Churchill has returned to the post of Prime Minister. Scared? I personally definitely Yes. But let’s hope for the best: that soon they will invent a vaccine against coronavirus. That her, though not simultaneously, but will use on all continents. That state activity of Dmitry Medvedev and will continue to be to writing articles with enticing titles like “Cooperation in the field of security during a pandemic of a novel coronavirus”. In short, write more, Mr Medvedev. Grateful public awaits!
