A mystery footballer had a penis so small that it would have taken “tweezers, a microscope and a GPS” to find it in his boxer shorts, according to a reality TV star who is keeping his identity hush in order to not “ruin his life.”
Mari Cielo Pajares, the socialite daughter of Spanish actor Andres Pajares and former star of an erotic series made by Playboy, used the publication of her autobiography, ‘Memoirs of a Whore’, to make humiliating claims about the unnamed Portuguese player.
The contestant on Big Brother spinoff ‘La Casa Fuerte’ has recalled one of her steamy sessions with the sportsman and revealed her shock at his modest manhood.
“When it was almost dawn, he decided it was time for us to go to bed,” she told magazine Diez Minutos.
“He finally took off his boxers. It was, hands down, the smallest micropenis I had ever seen.
“If I had to masturbate him, I would need tweezers, a microscope, and a GPS.”
Former adult film actress Pajares described herself as “single” and “very excited” ahead of her latest spell in the spotlight on Spanish TV, but refused to stoke more headlines by saying who the poorly-endowed player was.
“I neither say the name now nor will I ever say it,” she insisted. “I don’t want to ruin his life.
“We had intimate relationships on several occasions. He had an impressive back and abs but he took off his boxer shorts and I was like, ‘Bye.’
“This was like a small, lost worm in an Amazon rainforest. I will only say that he is a foreigner and very handsome.”
Pajares wished her following of more than 31,000 a temporary farewell earlier this week on Instagram, where she describes herself as a “shameless nomad in love and freedom”.
She was preparing to hand her phone over as part of her stint on the show, receiving final messages of good luck from her legion of high-profile friends and devoted admirers in response.
“Aware of the luck that I have to be able to participate in such difficult times for everyone,” she said.
“I want to return that privilege by giving everything in the house. I sincerely hope that we can make a program that entertains you and that you enjoy very much.”
