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Among the eternal questions — what to do? who is to blame? to be or not to be? — sometimes is lost and retreats into the shadows of the least significant and important (and maybe most important) anxiety: what next? For nieaktualne (after stating “here and now” of the existential moment) remains the clarification of the prospects. They are present or absent? To be or not to be — in the literal, practical sense, in reality, in the usual coordinate system? Or as you prepare to move in nabatiye, vaguely prozrevaya limits? In supernatural?

Actuality warm coat

it is possible: coronavirus after a protracted expansion of us waiting for a long pause, ideological and economic sense, and even the Neolithic times or the middle ages. From very much accustomed to civilized we are already forced to withdraw, or voluntarily refuse, and with time and does may bring a sacred sacrifice and will not want to return to the former effeminacy and to restore the ne.

for Example, a theater. Why is it needed? Who? Expensive toy, needs a bunch of spoiled aesthetes. This lush optional extra a luxury reasonably be abolished. Be reduced. To withdraw. To delete from the list of priority needs.

And the movie? The most important of the arts (after the circus)? So whether you need a new tape? If filmed blockbusters and TV series in store and so plenty, that person for a lifetime is no time to even skim to see…

as mentioned in vain circus… the odds: a wandering nomad troupes have in the manner of the heroes of the film “kin-DZA-DZA” to travel to cities and villages with a plaintive Aria: “I Have no warm coat”. Because the heating of homes will be prohibitively expensive (already own felt covered with goose bumps of skin during the cold spring and the ice near heaters).

Recipe Puffer

For ages we have been trying, progress. Reading books stopped. Came true incredible predictions Bradbury and Orwell. Our enlightened and Patriotic statesman Puffer. The folios were thrown out in the trash, triumphed pop and victorious were piled up among landfills antiarchitecture concrete of Bald mountain with elevators and cubicles for proles office wing. Plebs-the-art, mass-media and pop culture has relegated its fans to the level of a stone ax. It seems to be virtual. But thanks to the burst of the pandemic has housestyles, was concretized, embodied implicitly dormant tendency to vassalage and serfdom, to the real serious “idiotocracy” totalitarian manners of the new wing and we have long been familiar dictatorial methods. We await the regimes, provoking draconian laws. Oboznovmaintenance some: survive! And this should mobilize to thisnotice into a single fist. “Bread or circuses?” For both resources, capacity, and most importantly, freedoms are not enough. Freedom child of the prosperous, well-fed times. And the question is squarely one of them. Or will you wise to direct the output from the deadly nightmare of social stasis, and you will gratefully obey; either you will start, disobedient, to drive you in the right direction and to cut, destroy kicking. That is not knocked off stride submissive. You still would have died, perished from the virus, so why you fools, regret?

Dihlorbenzilovy sausage

do you Want to retire? Obey. Want to get a job (sometime in the foreseeable future)? Do what you ordered. And silence! Any deviation from the specified line!

Food, even if it accumulated in the bins in excess, correct to issue the cards. Will a new high-quality brands of food: the “crackers asbestos is harmless”, “the chewing elastic pasta”, “sausage dichlorohexane”, “cheese chlorinated”, “sugar and slate”, “water gourmet”. Do not want the prices of food rising? Recipe known: be delicious quieter water below the grass, which will have to chew if you do not calm down their ambitions.

Lucky coin collectors, who preserved in the collections of the penny, these coins (like nickels, desjatilopastnye and silver coins) will return into circulation after the denominational reform and will increase significantly in price.

Walk the streets, so as not to look like straightened, uncontrolled rebels, have squatting on his haunches: “Ku!”. Because surviving in Spartan conditions a little, it will be easy to keep the distance of 2.5–5 meters.

Era reservations

Try to demooratic future where mankind from scratch start a story. Learn to read and write. On clay tablets and the bark. Will be flying in ballooning balls. Or travel on foot.

To the weakened powers are not attacked by the vultures, produce will be mainly tanks and Kalashnikovs. Accordingly, in summer the screening halls will turn Patriotic epics “T-34” and “Kalashnikov”. Winter activities entertainment property is: everyone will be warm in his cave auxiliary means. Take care of flooring: useful for kindling!

of fun will be reborn every night valiant melee collision: yard to yard, street to street, village to village.

the Olympic venues will be dismantled for the construction of shacks.

the Clothes who are lucky and who she stayed, will be wearing descendants.

Electricity will have to severely to save, and the torch will be expensive.

Noticeably stronger business focused on the production of metal doors and impact resistant valves, all sorts of ingenious robust locks and padlocks of the type “roll”. The name of these guarantors of the inviolability of dwellings, of course, will wear a different, harmonious, so once again do not recall the poor harvest and grain shortage.

the Subway for fear of a revival of coronavirus was abolished for passengers, but will continue to build on the event of an aircraft of hypothetical enemy attacks and lack of shelters.

the Special status will acquire the preachers (state level and at state same content) designed to explain to the population that punishment has befallen us is true, sent for the sins and the good — i.e., to avoid contempt of the authorities (criminal charges for this crime will be tightened). State agitators hysterics will provide Prime-time on a single TV channel.

will Not be rejected by academic science: far-reaching space and nanotechnology industries will continue to receive unlimited investments and subsidies. Strong support will keep the power structure: because poke everywhere surveillance camera will not be able to recognize faces under masks (non-removable constricting muzzles will continue to wear all the polls — that are not visible was gaping hungry mouths), to distinguish honest citizens from thieves and rapists will only be able sphecomyrminae who will be allowed to disrupt a protective cover and break into the apartment.

every bit of the experience gained in coronavirus fateful days, must not be lost! Forced retirees in reserves and locked up will gain additional faces: why leave those who aimlessly and uncontrollably slandered on clinics and shops, is a place in transport and on Park benches? Successful and timely reforms have left the majority of the grandparents of the chance to finish healthy. Lack of exercise will bring worn to the limit old men and old women to the grave faster than any virus, and this is a huge plus. It is necessary to create a movable, mobile, young, not a hospice for disabled!

the Progress of medicine will find a decent all-inclusive is reflected in the alarms. If some of the patients will be able to cure any ailments, the fact will gain immediate wide publicity and will be recognized as deserving of the full distribution. The ringing should rise to the entire universe.

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Jennifer Alvarez is an investigative journalist and is a correspondent for European Union. She is based in Zurich in Switzerland and her field of work include covering human rights violations which take place in the various countries in and outside Europe. She also reports about the political situation in European Union. She has worked with some reputed companies in Europe and is currently contributing to USA News as a freelance journalist. As someone who has a Masters’ degree in Human Rights she also delivers lectures on Intercultural Management to students of Human Rights. She is also an authority on the Arab world politics and their diversity.