From the beginning, the Corona-pandemic was also a Feast for satirists. The started early, as soon as the first one was infected, with these Mexican Corona beer bottles, which were sent to a from the circle of friends by WhatsApp to the corruption of the Virus to a Smartphone.
Yesterday I had a Video of this Dr. Christian Drosten on the phone. A Breaking News. In it, Germany’s credible, said ester virologist me, it was all just a joke. He was still in training to be an actor. And as such, I just want to test how far he had come with this art. Flight, he had taught a few foreign words Virologically – and lo and behold, it worked.
Even in the case of the Chancellor. But that he had fooled the whole of Germany and crippled, the waxes him over the head. Therefore, in this Outing, here and now in this Video. He would finally have his peace and just back to acting school to return. Dominik Butzmann Ulrich Reitz About the author: Ulrich Reitz
Ulrich Reitz worked as a correspondent in the world, was in the starting team of FOCUS, which he led, and was a total of 17 years as editor-in-chief of the two largest German regional newspaper “WAZ” and “Rheinische Post”. He deals with the societal consequences of digitalization, the cultural foundations of Germany and the Performance of its elites in politics and the economy. Reitz sees itself as economically ordoliberal and politically conservative. He appreciates the well-maintained controversy.
The Robert Koch Institute is something like a medical Federal Chancellery
I found it funny. Especially as the reality comes less foolish in these days. The Robert Koch Institute is now something like a medical Federal Chancellery, and for that reason alone, you should take it seriously, which give the there in leading positions-working people. You must adjust to the fact that the Corona pandemic will last up to two years, you have said now.
In lower Saxony, dissolved in the flea market, the friends and helpers of the children. We all know that children around ten years, have vacated their Lego and doll boxes empty and sell your used stuff on the sidewalk. Adults, like your neighbors, buy them the Plunder, because they find it somehow cute. Or to get used to children early to the laws of the market economy.
now, If children for reasons of danger to the Community police violently is forbidden to sell your stuff for a few cents, if you are police already in those innocent years so conspicuous, if that happens after only a few days ago, so something declared legal, was – who would imagine what then in, let’s say: one and a half years to happen. So if there has been a few thousand Dead – come to the flea market to children then, for example, immediately in imprisonment?
For a Moment I was Armin Laschet grateful
In lower Saxony, forces of law and order have also ice-cream parlours. Clearly, this can make. I was pleased, as yesterday, immediately after the onset of the summer, before the ice cream shop of my choice, a 15-metre-long queue formed. The queue was so long, because seven people were and kept their front man is good two meters distance. Then, when I was the ice cream parlors message from lower Saxony to las, I, I have to admit here, for a Moment, Armin Laschet grateful.
He has decided that in North Rhine-Westphalia, ice cream may be sold. People like Laschet from Aachen, and therefore, by Definition, just as the Rhine countries can go, if you are also Catholic, probably, per se, with a little more understanding of the human-all-too-human weaknesses, the desire for ice cream in the sunshine, for example, equipped as the other.
The pandemic has no Off button: For us Germans it is a big challenge
at The Moment all believe Mrs Merkel, the Nations-mother, and her de-facto Chancellor Markus Söder. But – for how long? Rossmann has been the book dealer has. Why? Finally, there are people who would disagree with the Proposition that books less survival are important as drugstore products. In the case of Edeka disinfect cart now shopping, that envelops me in a feeling of security and care. However, you have the wife of my neighbor only let in after she has taken her husband previously, a shopping cart. Can anyone tell?
It is so: If the from the Robert Koch Institute properly, and it will take two years, then it will be so, as it is not running, now go further. It cannot go on like this. The reason is that the pandemic has no Off button. You are not going to think about how we have learned that the things go: Something begins, something ends. Of course, it is somehow typically German to think so. We Germans are, on principle, very basically, that is why we have it is not so with things that are not clear. Perhaps that is the biggest challenge of Corona, especially for us Germans: Corona is there, stays a bit, goes a bit, comes again and goes again, sometimes hard, sometimes soft.
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hit with the Hammer on the Virus on it, then dance with him
Hammer and dance, has written a clever people on the Internet. Even with the Hammer give it a whack on the Virus, sometimes dancing with him. According to a lot of dance of the Hammer whizzes again. Time Yin, time, Yan. And the two years. This is already already difficult to understand more than, perhaps, the character of an Exponential function, i.e. a curve, which is not always equal to the top, but the steeper it is, what is the consequence of this is that The longer it lasts, the worse it gets. The Rhine countries, for example, has learned it in a different way: Yes longer something Unpleasant takes, the less uncomfortable it is. it. Heal, heal, Gänsje, it will be well soon…
We can not close for two years, the book stores. For two years no Rent to pay. For two years, not more work. For two years, with the probability calculations, in our death to bring. It should really take two years and, during that time, between the Hammer and dance back and forth, then it will also make the policy change. You will then need to switch from the Principled to the Pragmatic. And we will all have to be flexible. Especially in Thinking. Not carefree, but prudent. If it is true, the English means to Be, to do a thing for its own sake, then this should be a difficult matter. It is so new and unfamiliar.
The political debate is back
Because you can be happy if some of it remains as it was. After a couple of weeks koalitionärer unit policy debate is now back. The political controversy is back. At the end of a lack of alternatives as a principle in times of emergency. At the weekend, the Conservative-liberals, the perceived Chancellor Söder requested at the top, tax relief for a recovery after the Corona-crisis. Left as the new SPD Chairman, Norbert Walter-Borjans, he is rejected that out of hand. How reassuring that at least not everything changes at once.
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