Alright, so check it out. President Donald Trump was caught holding onto some notes about Kilmar Abrego Garcia while chatting with reporters at the White House in Washington, back in April 18, 2025. Then, we got Jennifer Vasquez Sura, the wife of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who got mistakenly deported to El Salvador, ranting about the whole mess at a news conference in Maryland on April 4, 2025. Oh, and let’s not forget when Trump swung by the University of Alabama to give a commencement address on May 1, 2025. VP JD Vance also made an appearance at Nucor Steel Berkeley in South Carolina on the same day. Plus, Trump had a chit-chat during a cabinet meeting at the White House on April 30, 2025, with Secretary of State Marco Rubio and Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth. And last but not least, National Security Advisor Mike Waltz spilled some tea during a TV interview at the White House on May 1, 2025. Phew, that’s a lot of political drama going on, right?
So, Trump is out here dodging questions about due process like it’s nobody’s business. When asked if U.S. citizens and noncitizens should get due process as per the Constitution, he basically shrugged and said he’s not a lawyer so he doesn’t know. Classic Trump move, am I right? He’s all about deporting the so-called “worst, most dangerous people on Earth,” but the courts keep messing with his plans. Tough luck, Donny boy.
Then there’s this whole thing about Trump wanting to make Canada the 51st state. Like, seriously? He’s been talking about it, but now he’s saying military action is “highly unlikely.” I mean, who even knows what’s going on in his head at this point. And let’s not forget his obsession with Greenland. Apparently, he thinks it’s crucial for national and international security. Sure, Don, whatever you say.
Oh, and the economy? Trump’s all like, “We’re in a transition period, but everything’s gonna be fantastic!” Even though his tariffs are causing a bit of chaos, he’s not taking the blame for any of it. Classic move, right? And then there’s the whole doll and pencil situation. He’s trying to play it off like his tariffs won’t lead to shortages. Sure thing, buddy.
Now, about that third term talk. Trump keeps hinting at running for a third term, even though the Constitution clearly says no can do. But hey, he’s got his eye on JD Vance and Marco Rubio as potential successors. Who knows what’s going on in that mind of his.
And let’s not forget about Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth. He’s been under fire for some shady text chains, but Trump’s like, “Nah, he’s totally safe.” And don’t even get him started on his national security advisor, Mike Waltz. He’s getting a new gig as the U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, but Trump swears it’s not punishment for any slip-ups. Who knows what’s really going on behind the scenes, right?
In the end, Trump’s got his eyes set on his “Make America Great Again” movement lasting beyond his time in office. He’s confident in his party, even though he can’t name a single Democrat he thinks is worth mentioning. Classic Trump move, always keeping us on our toes with his political shenanigans.
