“This chacha — chacha what is necessary,” he assured me good-natured mustachioed businessman Arsen, counting the cash for the bag with poltorashka — wine-moonshine. He added: “Remember, brother, present chacha, strength of more than 35 degrees, it never freezes. Can you check”. “And this is how many degrees?” — I asked. “Fifty-five, n-n-n-e… He was cooked,” he just heard “winemaker”. On the left. But more on that later…
How to survive-get out Russian South 2020? Not easy, I tell you. Oh, is not easy.
Yes, the coronavirus. Yes, the problems with clients. Yes, survival of the fittest.
In circulation only the eternal ringing the cache. Any calculations on the terminal. Charge online banking transfer to a phone number (usually a Bank).
also on the black sea coast there is a large, if not global, sweep in terms of alcohol. What is little known on “the continent”.
namely, closed all small (so popular in the past) “bulk” of street. And visiting people to find penny South swipes (in the people speak: type “home”) is almost impossible.
Clearly, the swill that is called “blueberry-currant-raspberry”, etc., for the most part consists of nothing but poisonous himozi and dyes. (Yes, there are (were) naturally-nealey berry drink. To search for whom we must try to work hard: a challenge for gourmets.)
However in past years the poor “deep” zamchalovsky tourists enjoy grass from morning to evening. Under unpretentious music from the scattered corners of countless speakers.
the epidemiological bans crosswise nailed most of the restaurants. Excluding those geographical circumstances are outdoors. Ventilated, as they say, from all sides.
A former dance floors, disco-bars redeveloped into affordable unassuming canteen. Not to fat — be alive.
the Price for the most important produce and fruit — pre-crisis. The store is the same as elsewhere in Russia. Wine otherwise.
of Course, due to the lack of undemanding “nalivaek” the rare wine storehouses with far not cheap, very heavy “kids” coveted license, 2-3 times inflated the price of booze.
for example, a popular brandy must type “dogwood” is today 750 RUB/liter (a year ago — 350). Chacha soared from 300 to 750 rubles Fortified the theme of 100-200 ruble segment (“Black doctor”, “Ruby bracelet”) — to the level of 500 rubles.
150-200 RUB are now all sorts of beverages of beer-mix-type “cider” for 0.5 (vs early 50-60 rubles.).
But extraordinary efforts are the work of “guerrilla underground”: “my Youth — Belarus…” just remember the late Soviet Union, where all got under the counter. So also here: “…the song of the partisans, cheese and Parmesan-Hamam”.
in Order to find something “home”, cheap, need someone to whisper-Bazaar markets, bus stops. From roadside cafes selling harmless dumplings-the pitas and such (unlicensed) food.
Yes, it is possible, the struggle with poor-quality alcohol has a reason — enough to starve the people of self-made powder stuff! But the fact of the matter is that most of the tent-stalls honestly traded factory Kuban, Crimea, Abkhazia products. Feeding only his (at times modest) profit. Margin.
And given the price for a place to survive on some pasties-baklava-khinkali unrealistic. (For example, renting a 30-foot mini-store second or third line in Gelendzhik is about 500 thousand.)
What are you restraining the chiefs, I think banned it? No, of course. Not all.
All of these “alkometry” led to a catastrophic corruption growth in licensing areas. Who has the money — officially receive the coveted official stamp (albeit incorrect condition Standards).
who lave no — go bankrupt. In their place rise Ostap smarter, Yes smarter. Agreeing with someone up in respectable suits and ties from Brioni.
for all that, as expected in the Caucasus, the impending audits are known in advance. A couple of days before.
In the rush hour the whole town empty, it was deserted. Does not work at all no one! (Because almost no one on the sunshine coast there is no kaslicense not connected USAIS not Mature regulations for feeding. Not conform to the law parameters of the premises, equipment, cash registers, online instruments etc.)
raises a legitimate question: who, what forces (network), lobbied at the highest level, the Alcotest right now? When people, businesses barely get up on the table. You do not know what and how (in what conditions) trades of the century the entire Caucasus, all unforgettable resort world?
Why staged restraining the execution not in the offseason, when you can rest, and in the very midst of a hot summer quarantine?!
can You imagine how many people were left without jobs, without basic livelihood?
the Surprised guests from the mainland shrug. Frustrated often heard the following sentence: “Yes, if we knew what’s going down in my life bought a ticket on the train!” And that’s taking into account some difficulties with the arrival in General.
take it Easy is the situation with beer. Do not apply tightening like with strong alcohol. Therefore, fans of foam, even in a sense fortunate.
due to low demand, prices slipped a little lower. The quality is better. (Cheat-no! Try to drink something watered down, sour — will be left without a client.)
Alas, the fraud poltorashka has not disappeared. Declared in zenni��e and a half liters can fit in a container the size of 1.3 and 1.4.
fortunately, this covetous was much smaller. And blame the sellers in this case is useless — they fulfill the instruction of the host institution. With this type of crime, by the way, is also connected to the above-described tightening: total deception with the volume of the box must be stopped!
And then to laugh before it came. In past years, you will not only pour instead of a “Czech” beer very cheap and last long for centuries, not perishable stuff. So also instead of a disposable Cup 0.5 l with an intelligent face will give 0,4, 0,3 l Coronavirus slowed unquenchable-iron grip Commerce-Ostapov.
unfortunately, the epidemic is in no hurry to fade. Because the end of the season 2020 is likely to be sad in every sense. Especially in the material.
and speaking of Chachi, how we came up with the text…
so drank last night with the sparkling drugscom bought the other day. Interfering in the resort’s disco frenzy “homemade” wine, chacha, moonshine. Produced, incidentally, with great difficulty. In the Soviet Union, through the “third hand”. Type I from Vova, Vova — from Marik, Marik — from Arsen.
In the end, the wife Arsene, hunted looking and tutting: “hush…” — quietly rolled out of the “kulak” bins need us “unexpected joy”, as he loved to Express a brilliant storyteller, a chronicler of Bazhov.
Closer to the night on the advice of Arsene put chacha in the freezer: a morning practice. After all, a real southern seaside chacha never freezes.
in the Morning, took the stone… frozen gray substance: the skeleton of the deceased mammoth from the Cenozoic.
Which, of course, did not set us against dashing “bro-winemaker”. See the light, I suppose: one is selected as best he can. The more that we kind of pleasure. You will find more. Better. Cleaner. Honest.
That only exacerbates the problem of small grocery business in General and wine in particular.
well Nobody argues that the native Caucasian tradition of wine-drinking should be preserved. But buyers-tourists don’t need to cheat. Even if the court of a ruinous crisis dreadful. Severe ongoing pandemic.
