We already wrote about the confusing-independents, which in the conditions of self-isolation at your own risk continue. But they at least have regular customers for their services are willing to risk health. Harder had the so-called “kept women on the occasion”: the girls, who consider themselves decent, but used to live at the expense of the entourage of fans – one in the restaurant the expense will be paid, the other will throw on new clothes and rent, But now they came to the aid of the online workshops, tutorials, how to promote man on a virtual date.
“MK” inquired who leads these seminars, and who visits them.
Before the isolation for this category of damsels worked full-time courses, explaining how to use personal charm to the man quickly took out his wallet. But with quarantine to the strong floor was not up to the unpredictable visits of strangers, and the personal charm of the lionesses had to sit in four walls… While under the situation sensitively is not adjusted to their proven guru, is widely known in narrow circles “kept women on the occasion of” nicknames for the Muse and Alhasaka.
– the sooner you went to bed, the worse the result – taught Alhasaka informed. – If on the first date, it is “unsatisfactory” and retake. On the second two, the third three and so on. Straight a student before the fifth date with the guy don’t sleep. He owes you everything and you give him nothing.
With this approach, Alphasat was easy to adjust and to state that for men the benefits can be with him and not sleep ever. And in an extreme case – on Internet connection. The most important thing to men – the feeling of hunting and the excitement of having “game” in the face of a woman on the run (in the monitor). And as the excitement to remove it myself as something.
So in the popular social network has updated the course for quarantine. With a note that given the difficult time the author of the course provides him an unprecedented 50% discount: until the end of the isolation can be completed in just 9 thousand rubles, and as soon as life gets back into a groove, it will cost 18 thousand since such knowledge the girls needed at all times:
“Even in normal times not all girls have all desired, – reads the updated announcement – and even in isolation even more. But in quarantine, without it, one love is fed not eat, therefore, I propose a universal solution to everyday problems women online. Dating virtual, the money is real!!! The entry for Watsu”.
Writing that has studied the “new” from men products in the supermarket in the mode of practical training for 5 thousand rubles, And asked what the difference between quarantine of the course?
“You will learn how technically to carry out virtual Dating for men happy to make you nice gifts-periodici on your ��onkowskie cards”, – answer me.
“What men?”
“Any. I’ll give a detailed step by step instructions on how to lure the personal correspondence of any man from the social networks. And then will be taught how to do so to begin your introduction to transfer you to the map and continued it in the same spirit.”
“On what date will have to deal with the cyber-sex?”
“ideally, no. Except that according to your own will. I am learning to do just well-chosen words.”
to Throw away 9 thousand roubles for a pig in a poke I’m not ready, but ask those who dare.
I signed up because I wonder how comes philologist Marina. One of my colleague even sexting a dissertation writes only in English. In the English-speaking segment of the Internet online courses of sexting appeared long before the coronavirus. The name comes from merging the words “sex” with Americanism texting – texting. Fashion has gone from the USA, where the average citizen is generally very poor vocabulary especially love. Now there are not only women, but men are learning how to sexting when not to sink into banality and vulgarity, and to achieve the desired goals (the main purpose is to maintain the interest to itself).
– of Course, the word can excite no less than the business! – recognizes the Professor of sexology Alexander Poleev. – But in Russia, sexting is in a very rudimentary condition. Most are not able to invent anything but beaten: “I’m wearing underwear” and “I want you”. Meanwhile, sexting is a stimulating activity and an art. So he turned into monosyllabic routine and remained a special exciting game, you need not only a master of the word, but also know the psychology and dosage. If a woman knows the peculiarities of the erotic imagination of men and key words-triggers and anchors, it can ignite serious passion of his counterpart. It is also important not to abuse it: 2 times a day stimulating, but 5 times is boring. In terms of isolation, sexting with a stranger can do to keep in shape, especially if there is hope for a normal contact by release from quarantine.
