Who the fuck is … Kabak? Right Kabak read:! Neither Doner nor Dürum, but somehow Turkish. Ozan Kabak, 19-year-old defender, rumbled last season with VfB Stuttgart in the 2. Bundesliga. Now he goes to Schalke.
Where is the punch line, you ask? The Munich “Bavaria” moved to Kabak, days, the was Royal blue in preference. A Noname, very young, in the “Kicker”rankings “in the field of view” – the fourth category! The post Kabak shall disclose: Bavaria’s transfer policy is like a spirit journey.
Sure, the task is demanding, it is important to orchestrate the verpennten break of the best Bayern Teams ever. Arjen Robben, Franck Ribéry, Mats Hummels, Rafinha and James are history, probably, Jérôme Boateng and Renato Sanches. New – in addition to a Kiwi-clippers-for-third-League team – the world champion Lucas Hernandez (post-OP convalescent) and Benjamin Pavard (contenders for the title of “loser of the year”). To Jann-Fiete Arp, an early verglühter striker star. 17 man in the squad, one week before the training start.
Trainee Brazzo, called the head of sports
The President’s big flap in the “double-pass” flies him around the ears. “If you knew who we already have everything safe,” sounded Uli Hoeness and the Laber-round, nodded reverently, as in worship.
Today, we know, a nonsense he has done, the gamer-Uli, and he knows it. “It annoys me that it is defined only on purchases,” he said recently, thin-skinned in the microphones, one of the many clues, such as the Bavaria in the summer Mercato bonfires.
As rose bezirzten Cavaliers player”grenade” (Hoeness), collect but louder baskets, Antoine Griezmann, Paulo Dybala, Matthijs de Ligt, Rodrigo, probably Leroy Sané, Callum Hudson-Odoi and Ousmane Dembélé. At the same time they mercilessly alleged Granätchen (Timo Werner, Nicolas Pepe).
Perhaps the dawn of the bosses, your life’s work is at stake. Especially since, of all places, Dortmund masterful transfer operates policy – in a planned, quiet and determined. The Bayern shot, however, to be torn in the balance between claim (Triple) and reality (financial stiffer competition).
In the unleashed Mercato with its dynamics and the astronomical stakes you seem overwhelmed, as from the time of fallen veterans. Uli Hoeness has cunning in jail to a farmer, Instincts and vision lost. As President, he is rampant in sausages “transfer madness,” and “perverse salaries” as well as a large butcher vegan. What “drives Killer Kalle” Rummenigge since the end of the season, know the gods, the rumors half the Bayern CEO handled the Hummels-leaving on the island of Sylt. Unplanned’m never: the best defenders to the rivals wegmobben, without a real set.
Hasan Salihamidzic of two years the Apprentice, called the sport boss. In the Winter, he pitched her in the style of a communicative Neanderthal to Chelsea’s Hudson-Odoi, signalled loudly at a absolute purchase, will, and weakened its negotiating position. Has learned the Apprentice anything.
Recently, he staged on the Golf course as the Zen master of slowness: “We have a few months to see what is possible.” Procrastination is the father of many defeats.
Granted, Bayern are taking the break at an inopportune time. Europe’s transfer market resembles an Oriental Bazaar overheated, opaque, and changeable. Successful Basaris to have the experience, networks, sophistication and vast resources. The Bavarians never had. Her famous fixed Deposit account (around 200 million Euro) will appear in comparison to the billions of sheikhs as pocket money.
another disadvantage is that this summer in Europe, complete Beletage bids. To do this, the Bavarians were only once in their history – thanks to Pep Guardiola. In the eyes of the “grenades” and their advisors, they rank today in the Sous-floor.
‘t even have a Granätchen dream of all the Bayern-hater
Elsewhere, more money and fame to lure you in. The Royal have made the break, with Eden Hazard, Luka Jovic and ten other Stars. Barça tune, and his star ensemble with Antoine Griezmann, Frenkie de Jong and maybe Neymar. Juve obliged Adrien Rabiot, may also de Ligt. Also PSG, Liverpool and ManCity are for the umgarnten gods boys more attractive than Bayern.
In football, only the uncertainty is certain – self-spirit-journeys of the cold ends. The Mercato closes at the end of August, maybe the Bayern bosses the last minute, a couple of “grenades conjure up” in your Team. Otherwise, resolutions walls of the longed-Henkel-pot for years, even hegemony, in the League could crumble – the dream of all the Bayern-haters.
Uli, Kalle and Brazzo were then in their most difficult final of the.